Already happened before:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Complaint_tablet_to_Ea-nāṣir

The complaint tablet to Ea-nāṣir (UET V 81)[1] is a clay tablet that was sent to the ancient city-state Ur, written c. 1750 BCE. The tablet, which measures 11.6 centimetres (4+9⁄16 in) high and 5.0 centimetres (1+15⁄16 in) wide, documents a transaction in which Ea-nāṣir, a trader, allegedly sold sub-standard copper to a customer named Nanni. Nanni, dissatisfied with the quality, wrote a cuneiform complaint addressing the poor service and mistreatment of his servant.

World’s oldest recorded negative yelp review :>

For those not in the know:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Matthews_Band_bus_incident

Shame upon the house of Ptolemy!.. For taking away my opportunity to show mercy! 😤

It was from a buffet salad bar so it’s very likely the case

I ate a beet once and found it absolutely disgusting. They look really similar to radishes so i just assumed radishes tasted the same for the longest time until I had a real Mexican taco with radish. Now I fucken love radishes!

Adding to this Wikipedia has a whole article listing times people have been inspired by Fabian strategies!

The most noted use of Fabian strategy in American history was by George Washington, sometimes called the “American Fabius” for his use of the strategy during the first year of the American Revolutionary War. While Washington had initially pushed for traditional direct engagements using battle lines, he was convinced of the merits of using his army to harass the British rather than engage them, both by the urging of his generals in his councils of war, and by the pitched-battle disasters of 1776, especially the Battle of Long Island. In addition, given his background as a colonial officer who had participated in asymmetric campaigns against Native Americans, Washington predicted that this style would aid in defeating the traditional tactics of the British Army (his predictions were proven correct).[18] John Adams’ dissatisfaction with Washington’s conduct of the war led him to declare, “I am sick of Fabian systems in all quarters.”

More disturbed by the Penis nipples actually 😨