By selling poor quality copper, he has been remembered thousands of years later, what a Chad.

Sock Manufacturers: WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Complaint_tablet_to_Ea-nāṣir

The complaint tablet to Ea-nāṣir (UET V 81)[1] is a clay tablet that was sent to the ancient city-state Ur, written c. 1750 BCE. The tablet, which measures 11.6 centimetres (4+9⁄16 in) high and 5.0 centimetres (1+15⁄16 in) wide, documents a transaction in which Ea-nāṣir, a trader, allegedly sold sub-standard copper to a customer named Nanni. Nanni, dissatisfied with the quality, wrote a cuneiform complaint addressing the poor service and mistreatment of his servant.

World’s oldest recorded negative yelp review :>

Do they still sell q ray ionizing bracelets?