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It even relays warnings from my national meteorological service! Not even the standard Google app does that

If only there was an actual alternative party in the US. The Libertarians and Greens unfortunately don’t count.

BRB checking the Urban Dictionary for whatever slang this is

Farts are generally an anger gas, from where I come from

Everyone involved would be immediately pardoned by the Orange Wig in Chief ™, so, no point yet

For slightly more security:

User: admin
Pass: istrator

“Duck Duck Go Moby Dick” sounds a lot like “Go Go Gadget Moby…” well, guess I’ll have to leave that incomplete now

Also, they practically propel themselves with their dung, dear lord do they spray that dung