If you can find a Saab from before GM bought em that’s still in good condition… *chef’s kiss* perfection.

I don’t get the whole soggy straw pseudo-controversy. While yes, the paper ones are awful, it skips over the much more obvious solution of: …just don’t use a fucking straw.

Lift cup. Open mouth. Play Interstellar docking scene music. Let gravity move the noms into the face-hole.

No straw needed.

Drink on the go from a disposable cup and don’t want it splashing around? Use the kind of lid they put on heated drinks, with the little elevated sippy hole.

Like, we had working straw substitutes well before the paper bullshit came along.

I mean yeah, but I also don’t give a shit about sin. Act like dick to me and I have zero issue with milking some schadenfreude out of you.

There’s a non-zero chance I’ll eat a bullet for that some day, but we’ll cross that bridge when we get to it.

Slow drivers on the left are annoying; tailgaiters are a threat to my safety. Become a threat to my safety, and suddenly I don’t give a shit about your safety. Get on my ass like that middle car and the first thing I’m doing is scanning ahead for a pothole or piece of debris on the road: if spotted, I’m waiting until the last millisecond to dodge it, and you get to drive full-speed into it. If not spotted, we get to drop a mph on the cruise control every few seconds until you fuck off.

That man deserves a submarine.

Said the robber to his victim.

Stakes are reusable.

I’m in favor of anything that gets us closer to making mosquitos extinct. Either the ecosystem adapts, or it’s now on an only-slightly-steeper nose dive toward total collapse than it is anyway with the amount of non-mosquito related damage we’re causing every day.

Like, if we’re fucked anyway, let’s be fucked in the relative comfort of a world without mosquitos!

Better idea: drive a stake 50% through AI CEO’s chest. Better, faster results, not just economically, but ecologically too!

Hawaska left off the map again.

After the first “what?” following the initial wave of muffled gibberish, if whatever comes next isn’t louder, I just assume she’s talking to herself.

That assumption is never correct, but running in “what??” circles is fucking maddening. She knows the drill.

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I don’t think I’ve ever stopped using a pen because of a fault or end-of-life condition of the pen itself. I stop using them because “Where the actual fuck did I put my pen…?”

Or a Lemmy thing. Humans Most living things are pretty hard wired to be obsessed with sex.

Okay but what kind of doctor?

ENT clinic? Probably what the message is shooting for.

Surgeon? You’ll have a front facing gown, but your ass will most likely be on display.

ER? Why does that patient still have clothes on?? Grab some bandage scissors and chop that shit off!