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Lies! Anti-homeless this may be, but this bench was also created with the VERY noble intention of facilitating wheelchair-bound men to receive a handjob from two women at once!
It’s 2026, Finjamin. The handjob could also be given by two men! Or a man and a woman. Or a nonbinary person and a woman. Or…
But not two disabled people. Alas, this bench discriminates.
Or yo mamma and yo daddy at once
My dad is dead, so zombie fan-fic fans can have a little treat
We’re in 2026 now, you can get two flawless robot whatevers to blowjob you.
The xSlut by Elon Musk is on hold after several dicks were bitten off during testing. What’s that? Nevermind I just received word that they’re moving to immediate deployment.
