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minus-squarePugJesus@piefed.socialOPMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·11 days ago“Masturbation? A man of your talents?” “It’s a peaceful life.”
minus-squarexxce2AAb@feddit.dklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·11 days ago“I could write entire books on masturbatory techniques and their many intricacies, but I’d need my dominant hand for that, and it’s presently occupied.” “…We’re having a conversation.” “Oh, I don’t mind me. I don’t find it distracting at all.”
minus-squaregibmiser@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·11 days agoThat’s too perfect, is it from something? Feels like Dennis from its always sunny
minus-squarexxce2AAb@feddit.dklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·11 days agoNo, my mind just works in mysterious and occasionally unfortunate ways.
minus-squareInfiniteStruggle@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·10 days agoScholar and a Gentleman
“Masturbation? A man of your talents?”
“It’s a peaceful life.”
“I could write entire books on masturbatory techniques and their many intricacies, but I’d need my dominant hand for that, and it’s presently occupied.”
“…We’re having a conversation.”
“Oh, I don’t mind me. I don’t find it distracting at all.”
That’s too perfect, is it from something? Feels like Dennis from its always sunny
No, my mind just works in mysterious and occasionally unfortunate ways.
Scholar and a Gentleman