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minus-squareSiethron@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up131arrow-down1·7 days agoThat’s also Dr. Glaucomflecken a semi-famous optometrist.
minus-squarepsycho_driver@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up34·7 days agoI’m not sure what he can find to be optimistic about in this economy.
minus-squareassassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·7 days agoI think you’ve confused his job. The study of birds is a very interesting field of study.
minus-squareByteJunk@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·7 days agoI think you’ve confused his job. The study of fields is very interesting for birds.
minus-squaretryagain@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·7 days agoI think you’ll find he’s a cancer specialist, actually.
minus-squareTehhund@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·6 days agoNo, you’re thinking of an ornithologist. An opthalmologist is someone who practices dark arts.
minus-squareRivalarrival@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·6 days agoThat’s an occultist. An opthalmologist is an appointed official who investigates complaints by taxpayers against government departments.
minus-squareTehhund@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 days agoYou’re thinking of an ombudsman. An ophthalmologist is a grappling submission that uses your legs and hips to hyperextend an opponent’s shoulder joint.
minus-squareBeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 days agoYou’re thinking of an osteopath, an opthalmologist fixes people’s teeth.
minus-squareT00l_shed@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·7 days agoHe should have had his scribe write the joke
minus-squareRakonat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 days agoKnock knock, Hi. That’s internet famous to you, sir!
minus-squareits_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up80·7 days agoIt took me a while to get the joke. I was just like, yeah that’s probably close to her prescription.
That’s also Dr. Glaucomflecken a semi-famous optometrist.
Ophthalmologist
I’m not sure what he can find to be optimistic about in this economy.
I think you’ve confused his job. The study of birds is a very interesting field of study.
I think you’ve confused his job. The study of fields is very interesting for birds.
I think you’ll find he’s a cancer specialist, actually.
No, you’re thinking of an ornithologist. An opthalmologist is someone who practices dark arts.
That’s an occultist.
An opthalmologist is an appointed official who investigates complaints by taxpayers against government departments.
You’re thinking of an ombudsman. An ophthalmologist is a grappling submission that uses your legs and hips to hyperextend an opponent’s shoulder joint.
You’re thinking of an osteopath, an opthalmologist fixes people’s teeth.
Gesundheit
He should have had his scribe write the joke
Knock knock, Hi. That’s internet famous to you, sir!
No such thing
It took me a while to get the joke. I was just like, yeah that’s probably close to her prescription.