I mean I’m a weird neopagan so it felt weird putting pagan rituals on the list but I got you. Pagan ritual and hooks for hands mishap during pagan ritual should go on there (although we have more antlers than sex during our rituals)
Personally I’m more of a Satanist so profane sex rituals on a pentagram inscribed into hallowed ground is more my style but there’s plenty of blasphemy to go around. Left Goth Girl is probably more my speed but I’m happy to play sacrificial lamb for whatever flavor of Goth Girl presents herself.
I mean I’m a weird neopagan so it felt weird putting pagan rituals on the list but I got you. Pagan ritual and hooks for hands mishap during pagan ritual should go on there (although we have more antlers than sex during our rituals)
Personally I’m more of a Satanist so profane sex rituals on a pentagram inscribed into hallowed ground is more my style but there’s plenty of blasphemy to go around. Left Goth Girl is probably more my speed but I’m happy to play sacrificial lamb for whatever flavor of Goth Girl presents herself.
Is left goth girl like left shark or something? As resident gothabilly i have been out of the loop on new goth evolutions for a while
Left Goth wishes to summon Malazor apparently. Seventh Gatekeeper in Purgatory is probably pretty chill tbh.
Right Goth sacrifices to Wōdans Allfather to summon Spring so she can sack Rome again, probably.
(Please refer to the meme attached to this post 😁)
uhhhhh that answer was totally not obvious i do not have the stupid at all today
although i kind of think left goth (ala left shark) should kind of be a thing now