- You love giving your data away
- You enjoy being tracked by your operating system
- You’re happy when your computer tells you “no”
- You prefer someone else deciding what you can run
- You feel uncomfortable if you get to have options
- You’d rather battle corporate tech support
- You’d rather rent your software than own it
- You think ads belong on your desktop
- You love being lied to about what’s “industry standard”
- You like rebooting for every little update
- You’re uncomfortable when software is transparent
- You think community-made tools can’t be “professional”
- You want intrusive AI everywhere, whether it helps or not
- You think the command line is only for hackers
- You never really wanted your computer to be yours anyway



Here’s a few more.
You want to use multiple monitors without messing around.
You don’t want to run an emulator for your games.
You like being able to share software with people.
You need corporate software for work or your own business.
You’re looking for a computer that ‘just works’.
Most of these points are fair, but… wine is not an emulator!