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cm0002@literature.cafe to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 4 days ago

No thanks, Honey isn't vegan

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No thanks, Honey isn't vegan

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cm0002@literature.cafe to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 4 days ago
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    why would you use an “opener” on random people getting into an elevator with you?

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      Did you catch the game last night?

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        What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?

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          The thing about Arsenal is they always try to walk it in

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        Yes, it gets better each time I watch it. Excellent performance by Michael Douglas.

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          Top 10 favorite for sure

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        Moss from the IT Crowd saying "Did you see that ludicrous display last night?"

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        Is the police still waiting outside?

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        you mean Dune: Awakening?

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        Do you like hot fudge Sundays?

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          Ever seen a guy eat his own head?

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      Yeah, you hit on them when they’re getting OUT of it. Don’t want to make them feel uncomfortable and trapped.

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        Door closes

        You mumble, “Your outfit matches your notebook, and I think that’s really cute.” It echoes in the empty elevator. You’ll keep thinking about that cute number, but not as long as you’ll regret missing the opportunity to have said it to her face. That kind of compliment has the potential to really brighten a person’s day.

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          One of the best things about transitioning is that now I can compliment people’s clothes without them thinking I’m trying to boink them.

          Sometimes that outfit just really complements your skin tone, you know?

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            I can say that too? I just gotta make sure its on the leaving the elevator side

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              You can also say it in a really campy gay accent

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      Its called shooting your shot

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        I don’t have a gun, and even if I had one, why would I shoot random people?

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          This doesn’t seem like the best opener.

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            I have a can opener.

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              Then your interaction with pools might be limited.

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        if you have to resort to harassing strangers who are trapped in an elevator with you, then you are far too ugly to be “shooting your shot”.

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          You can see if theyre interested by talking to them. Shooting your shot doesnt mean flashing and hoping for sex. Do you know how to socialize?

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            Why would you be weird to someone (so out of your league too)?

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            you think women want to socialize with strange men in an elevator? who is your favorite manosphere influencer?

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              Now youre just assuming. Touch grass.

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                and you’re assuming that women would feel safe with you harassing them in a cramped space. why don’t you head over to !womensstuff@piefed.blahaj.zone and ask them how they would feel about that.

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                  I’m sorry for whatever trauma you went through that makes you feel like someone standing in an elevator is strange and predatory.

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                    moth is sorry you’re going through such a dry spell you’re desperate enough to jump at the first woman you see.

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              Yes, I do think that.

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          “Ugly people don’t deserve love” so says the moth???

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            sexual predators should have the right to harass people who are trapped with them, so says the voxie?

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              Someone trying to flirt in an elevator is a sexual predator, so says moth??

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