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buzz@piefed.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 hours ago

Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang admits affair, board to launch investigation

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Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang admits affair, board to launch investigation

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buzz@piefed.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 hours ago
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    If AI is so great, he could have avoided all this drama by just getting an AI mistress. What’s up with that Huang?

  • BigTrout75@lemmy.world
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    That jacket got him laid.

  • nialv7@lemmy.world
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    now he finally can really get into trump’s inner circle…

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    He probably thought his shitty jacket was the reason he was getting pussy.

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      That and the fact that he’s a billionaire.

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        That’s the joke.

        • cabbage@piefed.social
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          The joke is that it was a Chinese spy. 🙃

          • apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world
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            Because he is a billionaire and CEO.

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    Are you really going to keep that jacket on in bed?

    Yes.

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    We all have stories about how he fucked us.

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    Just an affair? C’mon headline, it’s not every day we find out a billionaire and CEO has fallen for a foreign honeypot espionage operation

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    And we thought he was professional.

    • Garfunkel@lemmy.caB
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      Sex, power and money are obsessions to men who’s insecurities they wish to fix through these means. There’s typically a reason why the billionaire always looks like the guy with the micropenis.

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    Love it when bad people have bad days 😆

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    Why does the board care about this?

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      The person he had an affair with is a suspected spy, that’s why.

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        Is there a law against that?

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      The board probably doesn’t. The Feds do. So the board does.

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        Why do the feds care about this?

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    TIL this scheme is also called a honeypot

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    And nothing will happen. This was about to hit the press and they want to get ahead of it.

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    They won’t do shit. He makes them too much money.

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    Board investigation:

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