Did they have a shit talking cat?
Every cat is shit-talking, we just can’t understand them.
Oh no we can understand them. I’m going to meow, then protest and will eat dry food in front of you because you won’t give me wet food. Or oh you gave me a hug… I’m going to fuck up the cat tower to show you how I really feel. Also probably the creepiest thing is, my cats learned how to “say” hello, nothing quite like hearing that in the middle of the night by yourself.
Oh yeah, that’s right.
“…so now we’re co-workers and they bitch while dishwashing.”
I dont like the dishwashing-to-pay myth, as you CANNOT force a person to handle biohazards like saliva without proper training and the fact that they CANNOT let any non-associates into the working area or they are liable for most damages as the random person didnt sign the waivers like “Don’t stick your hand in the fryer” at employment as they are not employed
The liabilities will be paid for, out of the bill.
🎶 Team Rocket’s rockin’ 🎶😎
Guess both their payment methods were ill.



