• SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
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    10 days ago

    When I made my first homemade butter I thought I’d start low, melted some of it over my pasta, watched some movie for a while and got so incredibly stoned, I can not remember much of what happened next. My dog decided to take me for a walk, we visited friends having a BBQ (he got a sausage) and I had hallucinations of… sheep? Like I was hearing sheep everywhere apparently and I was barely able to communicate between the giggling.

    Through deduction and clever thinking I managed to come to the conclusion that I indeed did not start low, but blasted my head off with some very potent girl scout cookies butter.