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slothrop@lemmy.ca to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 2 days ago

putting the oxy in moran

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putting the oxy in moran

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slothrop@lemmy.ca to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 2 days ago
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    I misunderstood. I thought he killed Mrs Marten, and had her ashes in that urn.

    My way is more dark, and funnier, but your way is probably funnier to the masses.

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      What? That is clearly a murder thing.

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        The intended joke is that he intended to create poetry but, due to his dyslexia, made pottery instead.

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          Omg, I completely thought the meme was about the teachers cremated ashes 😂

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            To be fair, two things can be true.

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      Yeah the missing comma really changes the meaning here

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