Raising wages fucks the people trying to retire because their stock holdings lose value. It’ll have to be slavery if you want to continue having retirement as a thing. Ideally colonialism + slavery, just import slaves from countries still experiencing population growth, such as many African ones…

Wait I think something about this idea might be problematic

If you can’t afford to tip, you can’t afford to eat out. Maybe you should get a second job that pays $2ph