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violet08@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

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violet08@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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    Each sperm can hold over 37MB of genetic data, so the average ejaculation can deposit over 1100TB of genetic data.

    Not quite data center levels.

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      Not quite data center levels.

      Speak for yourself. I’ve personally managed some rather high throughput with astonishingly low latency.

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      1100TB a second? That seems pretty fast, just gotta link aggregation the inputs and keep em coming.

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        You only get that speed after 30s of preparation and conditioning, and it only lasts a few seconds. Burst transmission, indeed.

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          Someone has never seen the world record fuck partner videos. The prep is being done while waiting in the queue.

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            That’s called double data rate

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        Some what related https://youtu.be/DzmehB3K4dQ

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      Yo they using sperm to store AI models now?

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        If only they could use sperm instead of DDR5…

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      Oh baby, let me deposit my backup in your repository!

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