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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago
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  • Gerudo@lemmy.zip
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    I don’t believe this image is real. There aren’t any finger sized impressions in the splats.

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      I know I’d be sticking a dick on those to make an impression with future buyers.

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        i think if you zoom in it shows you already tried. but gotta zoom in real close.

        ^you got a small dick.

        • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social
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          True my dick is tiny but I have a huge one I use to make impressions.

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            always good to have spares

            • Rob T Firefly@lemmy.world
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              One for casual, one for formal.

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                1 month ago

                My other cock is ranked.

          • Widdershins@lemmy.world
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            1 month ago

            Please put your pocket rocket through the dishwasher before touching unpurchased food with it. We don’t know where it has been.

            • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world
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              It hasn’t been anywhere of note, I assure you. If you don’t believe me, look at my face.

            • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social
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              I only touch the plastic wrap.

          • andyc@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            It might be tiny, but it smells like a big one

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