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As they slowly lose consciousness, a child says goodbye to stars, light, food, and all of existence, everywhere.
Monstrous creature stalks an anonymous person all over the world to try to force feed them rotten food.
You know that caterpillars turn into soup when they cocoon? Until then they host a set of parasites that eat the soup to create the butterfly. The caterpillar and the butterfly are two independent creatures.
This gave me a good laugh
Critical analysis of the pig population’s worsening housing crisis
I was thinking way too hard about this and trying to figure out how Animal Farm was a kids book…
Hungry wolf hunting an overpopulated invasive pig species set on building homes and taking jobs from local beaver communities.
I’d click on that YouTube essay. But only if it’s over an hour long
Supernatural leftists threaten an elderly capitalist at home at night.
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A woman offers a lost boy some delicious sweets, but all she gets in return is the boy and his siblings consulting with a cat to murder her. After she’s dead, all 4 siblings accidentally come out of the closet.
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I still can’t get over the fact that Aslan is canonically Jesus’ fursona
I cave, wtf is this?
Narnia
Fantastic 😍!
Then there is the classic, A young girl travels to a far off country and kills the first person she meets and then teams up with 3 others and plots to kill again.
Wizard of Oz?
Correct
Did she really meet… or plot, though?
Well, her house met the witches head.
Guy invites children into his chocolate factory, let almost all of them die.
You can do better than that.
Capitalist CEO lures children into his factory in order to get them to perform child labour, and kills the weak ones.
just to watch them die
Old man’s wife dies and he goes on a trip to South America and starts a relationship with a child.
And a dog!
Oof, that is right and makes it even weirder.
Is this Up?
Yes!
That was a horrible way to describe it. Holy moly! Good job :D
What is up?
Not much. What’s up with you?
What is, im trapped in a game of jeopardy 😧
A young girl goes through increasingly surreal body horror because she stopped eating a commonly disliked food amongst children. No explanation is given as to why the other kids don’t suffer the same unnamed illness.
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A Bad Case of Stripes
Girl enters psychodelic phantasies while reading a book. Speaks of beaheading a government official.
*psychedelic fantasies
Alis in wonder land?
yes :3
A teenager so obsessed with monsters he makes it his life goals to put one of each in a pocket-sized container, trying to prove his worth by letting them battle in meaningless cockfights.
They’re not meaningless. You get badges. BADGES!
badges. BADGES!
Mushroom, mushroom
It’s a snake!!!
*ekans
We don’t need no stinking badges!
Neglectful parents forget their child at an airport while airport security screws up. Neglected child finds them self in a different city and turns to crime to survive. Child unknowingly takes directions from a known child predator. Child also befriends a local homeless lady. Child then plans out an elaborate torture mansion on 2 dimwitted burglars.
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Home Alone 2
That’s not a children’s book though I still appreciate the joke.
Old man tricks friend into elaborate heist that culminates in outbreak of gang violence and the death of an endangered animal.
What is this one? I’m lost lol
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The Hobbit
I am so ashamed of myself for not getting this one! I had the book on tape as a kid, and listened to it so much that the tape physically disintegrated on one of them!
Gandalf isn’t a man though right? That’s why we can forgive ourselves
Well the assignment was to explain it badly
Young boy from communal household is groomed into becoming a slave-owning capitalist, whose products endanger the health of the general population, through a series of industrial accidents.
Answer
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
😂😂😂
My money was on the lorax but this is brilliant
