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Besetzt
“welcome! please have a sit”
I say “occupado!” And I’m not even Spanish
“Estoy Poopin!”
Works better to tell them you’re embarrassed, or “embarazado” en español 😉
No room at the Inn, Mary
Will you help me hide a body?
I usually shout “one minute”, “just a moment” or “in here”. For some reason people like to try the door again when i say “one minute”, though.
“IT’S NOT FOR SALE”
“It’s the REINFORCEMENTS! HUZZAH!”
I always say “come in” - no one has ever tried to come in. 😂
“Who’s there?”
“No solicitors”
“I’m full”
No solicitors”
Lawyer turns red and openly shits themselves
“Come back with a warrant!”
OCCUPADO
Australian with a nyc accent??
Sorry babe I’m flying solo today
“There’s no door on this side, go around!”
“Cover charge is $10”
