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minus-squareDigDoug@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up104·2 months ago“Fighting for custody of his organs” is an incredible turn of phrase. That Ronaldo guy should be a poet or writer.
minus-squareTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·2 months agoA lot of my friends have very creative idioms and the like. I have a ravenous appetite for things like this
minus-squarem__a__b@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·2 months agoA friend of mine has described an unpleasant bathroom experience as “birthing a hooved animal”. Makes me laugh every time I hear it.
minus-squareReptilianCleric@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoOnce had a friend comment, “have you ever felt like you should apologize to the toilet for what you just did?” The look on the host’s face was priceless.
“Fighting for custody of his organs” is an incredible turn of phrase. That Ronaldo guy should be a poet or writer.
A lot of my friends have very creative idioms and the like. I have a ravenous appetite for things like this
A friend of mine has described an unpleasant bathroom experience as “birthing a hooved animal”. Makes me laugh every time I hear it.
Once had a friend comment, “have you ever felt like you should apologize to the toilet for what you just did?”
The look on the host’s face was priceless.