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minus-squarepotoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·1 month agoThere’s no set time or place. It all comes out whenever it decides it’s time. There’s no predicting it or controlling it, a lot like pooping.
minus-squareFartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 month agoWait your poop is just coming out of control at random?
minus-squareSourDragon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoPerhaps that’s why they scream at random? 🤔🐲
minus-squarepotoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoAnd, what, I guess you’re some kind of fart master!? Give me a break.
minus-squareFartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoA true master has complete control over their gas as a result of years of sphincter training.
There’s no set time or place. It all comes out whenever it decides it’s time. There’s no predicting it or controlling it, a lot like pooping.
Wait your poop is just coming out of control at random?
Perhaps that’s why they scream at random? 🤔🐲
And, what, I guess you’re some kind of fart master!? Give me a break.
A true master has complete control over their gas as a result of years of sphincter training.
Yours isn’t?