Pfft, amateur.
Ah, I see we’re using the “Fuck You” silverware collection tonight
I can the half spoon half fork!
Gotta go with the spoon nunchucks IMO
Half spork!
My new favourite cutlery manufacturer
They get worse the more you look
So is the ice scoop for soup and the spade for dessert? Actually a tiny garden themed cake with a space spoon would be cute as fuck.
Is that a grapefruit spoon?
I don’t know, they have their charm. I wonder if those look worse or better in real life, but I wouldn’t run away from a place serving those utensils
cheaper than I expected
If I could pick one of each utensil from each set, I’d buy them in a heartbeat. It would be really interesting to see people choosing different utensils for different meals, I bet those choices would correlate with personality traits!
What? No spoon with a hole in it?
Conventional tripe.
Don’t buy cutlery from the Backrooms
these could kill an autistic person
Looks like the right tools to rob a kidney.
I believe Shakespeare did a play about a guy who suffered a fate very similar to the fate that would befall you at this dinner party.
Out of curiosity, do you happen to know a man named Brutus?
This is the exact type of dinnerware I’d expect Delia Deetz to have.
My first thought was Beetlejuice, yeah.
Don’t Starve’ Maxwell’s cuttlery?
Cow Tools.
Any other audhd people seeing these things and think they’re TIHI?
I actually love them. I do find it delightful how we, as a community, have such strong but varied preferences when it comes to cutlery
I never cease being reminded that trying to pigeonhole ND people by their “condition” never works. That’s why it’s a spectrum.
I like them. If they weren’t as expensive as they are, I’d actually buy them.
Cylon cutlery
I feel like this is what a Tim Burton dinner party would look like
I’m guessing you no longer want to have friends?
