it’s day 54. I’m going insane. These weird looking anthropomorphic animals. They constantly talk gibberish, yet they can write letters in proper English. A raccoon gave me a tent to sleep in yet there is no toilet, no shower, not even a kitchen, but now I own him 100k in bells whatever that is. There are no other people here. I tried to leave by train but i keep ending up at a different village that is almost exactly the same as mine, same creepy animals, same houses. There is always one human in each village, but I don’t think they have a soul. They don’t even talk just dead behind their creepy smiles. Will I end up like them? This owl wants me to find bugs and fossils I think, it’s the only thing that is keeping me distracted while I plot my escape.
There’s a little known record of a man named Henry during the medieval period of Bohemia who, one day, went absolutely mad, started talking to everyone while picking flowers repeatedly until he couldn’t carry any more because it was “legge day” and turned to alchemy. He apparently kept drinking a type of schnapps that he claimed would “keep him alive forever”.
Grim Dawn, so not great. I would probably be the greatest fighter the world has ever seen, main character and whatnot, but I also have to live through am old gods induced apocalypse and spend all day slaughtering demons and other nasty things.
ESO. My scalie dream is now realized.
Koopa Troopa in a go-kart. I do get to keep the go-kart, right?
The factory must grow.
40k is one of the worst settings to wake up in, but being a Rogue Trader is not that bad.
Well, last game was fallout 4 so… Kind of okay I guess? I mean I did side with the institute and all my settlements are maxed for people and have more than 150 in defense, 40 water at most, and over 50 food. So I have people, healthcare, an army (technically 2, minutemen)
I’d be Ethan from Pokemon Crystal. Not half bad!
Warframe, so both awesome and fucked.
I’m screwed. The zomboids will likely eat my face
Open your eyes. Wake up link…!
Hades II, so probably moderately fucked, will probably die as an unintended consequence of the gods fighting.
Kyle Crane from Dying Light
That damn unicorn from Peggle.





