I am worried for how you did the lighting in your house…

I think my office never got the memo. Which is odd considering memo is prob one of the few technologies they can work with.

We frequently have to explain to the senior IT bosses how to do basic computer things so they might just be stuck in the 90s and then i have to trust that these people make sound decisions when it comes to digital innovation and ai.

Hello is acceptable if,

Its almost instantly followed with a proper message about what this about, no waiting of dance involved.

The hello and the question are one big message.

I have known people who felt offended to not receive a formal greeting if this is the first communication between us today so i adapted.

Though worse issue is people who call without any heads-up. I am working, i dont need a phone crying for my attention to distract me. So when they want to call i prefer a “hello, can we call” or best of all “hello, do you have time later to call about x and y”

You remind me of that scene where Mr incredible works at the insurance office.

Real heroes don’t wear capes.