My favorite is I ordered dog food. It was scheduled for 2 weeks (with prime). It arrived next day. Amazon still said it wasn’t shipped yet. To this day “expected delivery date is currently unknown” in the Amazon app. I ordered it in May. It does give me the option to request refund but I haven’t done it as the food was actually delivered and this seems like some employee forgot to scan the sticker at some point.
At the beep, it has been 7 months and 19 days and Amazon still has not found my camera.
Beep.
I know where it is. You know where it is. Amazon shipped it loose in its manufacturer’s packaging which plainly broadcast “steal me” to the entire universe and their third party totally-not-an-employee contractor delivery driver stole it. But they’ll totally refund me any day now. Juuuuust as soon as it makes it back to their warehouse!
Instead I charged back my credit card. I’ll never make a big ticket purchase on Amazon ever again.
I get it, but one also has to preserve their own character so to avoid becoming what we detest in others. For me, telling the lie would not be compatible with who I wish to be.
My favorite is I ordered dog food. It was scheduled for 2 weeks (with prime). It arrived next day. Amazon still said it wasn’t shipped yet. To this day “expected delivery date is currently unknown” in the Amazon app. I ordered it in May. It does give me the option to request refund but I haven’t done it as the food was actually delivered and this seems like some employee forgot to scan the sticker at some point.
At the beep, it has been 7 months and 19 days and Amazon still has not found my camera.
Beep.
I know where it is. You know where it is. Amazon shipped it loose in its manufacturer’s packaging which plainly broadcast “steal me” to the entire universe and their third party totally-not-an-employee contractor delivery driver stole it. But they’ll totally refund me any day now. Juuuuust as soon as it makes it back to their warehouse!
Instead I charged back my credit card. I’ll never make a big ticket purchase on Amazon ever again.
Yeah, my order was like 30 dollars not almost a grand.
They would give u the refund tho.
Yeah but I did get the food.
I applaud your morality, but have you considered “fuck Amazon”?
I did, but I accidentally typed fucked amazonian woman so now I’m distracted…
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and
weakbruised.deleted by creator
*spongy and bruised
instructions unclear.
penis is now lodged in the charging port of a rivian delivery van. send reinforcements
I get it, but one also has to preserve their own character so to avoid becoming what we detest in others. For me, telling the lie would not be compatible with who I wish to be.
Is it amazon getting fucked over or the seller 🤔