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alien: whelp, I guess it’s this then:
“Take us to your leader!”
“Does that mean you’ll abduct them? If so, thanks!”
Alien: “We’ll sodomise your young!”
Me: “Well, you see…”
There’s a reason that’s what we think aliens would do, and it’s because it’s what we would do if we found another inhabited planet.
Is this also related to why we think aliens would want to fuck us?
It’s the same reason racists are afraid of being the minority race.
I have always said that if given the opportunity, I would sale out the human race to an alien invasion without a seconds hesitation. It truly can’t be any worse.
You sweet summer child.
