Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days agoNevertheless, she fartedmessage-squaremessage-square9linkfedilinkarrow-up137arrow-down10
arrow-up137arrow-down1message-squareNevertheless, she fartedDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days agomessage-square9linkfedilink
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·6 days ago“Nevertheless,” she farted.
minus-squarefleem@piefed.zeromedia.viplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·6 days agoas long as it wasnt a quoth
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·6 days agoQuoth the butthole: “Nevermore!”
minus-squareAsafum@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·6 days agoOnce upon a midnight dreary, while I was pooping, weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of tacobell— While I nodded, nearly crapping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. “’Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “tapping at my chamber door— Then she farted and nothing more
minus-squareotacon239@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·6 days agoShe was an enchanting, if toothless woman. One of my favorite lines from Dimitri Martin’s early work.
“Nevertheless,” she farted.
as long as it wasnt a quoth
Quoth the butthole: “Nevermore!”
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I was pooping, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of tacobell—
While I nodded, nearly crapping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
“’Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “tapping at my chamber door— Then she farted and nothing more
Narrated by Vincent Price.
She was an enchanting, if toothless woman.
One of my favorite lines from Dimitri Martin’s early work.