There’s a corn shortage?
But what about my crippling corn addiction?
No need for a kernel panic, the situation is under corntrol.
Give a man a corn and he’ll eat for a day.
Teach a man to corn and you will feed him for a lifetime.
One corn kernel can be eaten an infinite number of times
No corncerns…
Artificial scarcity
The internet is for corn
Why you think the 'net was born? Corn, corn, corn.
Everyone’s a little bit maysist
It has been beefed up 1+ kernel higher than last week’s corn ration
I don’t like this post. I find it a bit corny.
There’s a colonel of truth to this
More like a brigadier general of truth.
I will savor its germ
Soy loco por los cornball
Meanwhile some billionaire is having a whole cob right now.
Bullshit. I’m an American, do you know how much corn we have?
Pop it
spoiler
With a hair straightener.
Set up a tiktok livestream
Tell people the corn is just about to pop
People donate yachts to make the corn pop faster(???)
Now I’ve got 2 corns.







