VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 days agoYou can use this in your personal portfolio!discuss.onlineimagemessage-square87linkfedilinkarrow-up1409arrow-down19
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minus-squarechunkystyles@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29arrow-down1·12 days agoYou and your friends sign up for this job. Day of, all of you either don’t show, show but then leave partway, or do such a terrible job that they send you home.
minus-squareTaleya@aussie.zoneBanned from communitylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·12 days agoShow up, drink everything, chef makes a meal they feed to the drunks, dj starts playing american pie on repeat
minus-squareGalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·11 days agoOr “What’s New Pussycat” 21 times with a single “It’s Not Unusual” thrown into the mix
You and your friends sign up for this job. Day of, all of you either don’t show, show but then leave partway, or do such a terrible job that they send you home.
Show up, drink everything, chef makes a meal they feed to the drunks, dj starts playing american pie on repeat
Or “What’s New Pussycat” 21 times with a single “It’s Not Unusual” thrown into the mix
“I’m so clumsy!”