If you want to become a trickster god that fits into current American psyche then the random item should always be a weapon of some kind, ranging from a foam sword to a fully kitted ar-15.
I’m looking forward to the day when I’m old enough I can get away with using the phrase “my child” to someone much younger than me, someone who is not in fact my child.
My goal is to someday be a mysterious old lady, taking walks alone with a bag of various, nonsensical items over my shoulder.
I want to come across lone hikers, reach into my bag, pull out something random and say, “Take this. It will help you on your journey.”
Then walk away into the fog without another word.
If you want to become a trickster god that fits into current American psyche then the random item should always be a weapon of some kind, ranging from a foam sword to a fully kitted ar-15.
I’m looking forward to the day when I’m old enough I can get away with using the phrase “my child” to someone much younger than me, someone who is not in fact my child.