I had a three-parter shot. The first one and the last one were fine, but the lady who did the second one seemed to have mistaken giving a shot with pitching a baseball. She hit me so fast and so hard it left a goddamn bruise. And I mean, not the kind you might get from an injection site - it was big.

I have no problem getting shots. I was an adult at the time, it’s not like she had to do it quickly for a squirming kid. I have no idea why she did it so fast and violently.