This isn’t me_irl unless you’re the clown who voted for this…

Well yes but you’d enjoy it a lot more.

But sometimes my arms bend back.

This is, like, 3 different Black Mirror episodes combined.

The cat distribution system in action folks!

SAMETIE.EXE

You’re going to make this post and not include the icon?

Downvoted for censorship!

This has been true since Facebook bought Instagram for 1 billion.

If RC is good enough for robot wars it’s good enough for this!

Turned 40 huh?

Sinister: I won’t move house

Yes

Fun fact - he’s called that because this same thing happened to him with a dead mouse in the pc case.

“something feminine about”

You got a problem with that?

Memory unlock!

No Patrick, mayonnaise isn’t an instrument!

It’s 4 in the morning, why are you making chocolate pudding?

The premise of this advice is such bullshit! I recognised that I had a whole lot of love to give and no one to give it to so I went out and got into a relationship. It definitely made me happier and we’re 8 years in at this point.

Buster from Mythbusters