Call a wahhmabulance bitch Oohh nooo, I can’t ignore the world hegemon!! And worse, unlike WW2 I can even see the citizens begging for help!! I just want shit posts! You add nothing to the conversation with your …proud claims of ignorance of history…? but …expertise in global diplomacy?

Also, you’re welcome for inventing the Internet on which you so graciously typically bite your tongue. America! Fuck yeah!

Now you can picture me pounding mountain dew at Walmart and plotting contras in central America or something