The stock market is clownicized. That the flagship product of this company being dogshit, whose intrinsic value can’t exceed 10 billion didn’t tank the stock price that is currently valued at 1.5 trillion dollars, that gave the ceo 60 billion for hyping the stock price without producing actual income to justify that, well, it speaks for itself.
I would argue our bail outs are a factor in this, investor’s don’t fear a major downturn and are more reckless, knowing any large losses will be socialized from the backs of working people, their victims, while all gains are privatized.
No wonder this thing is banned in Europe. It didn’t pass the safety test. Luckily America has much more freedom and much loser regulations.
https://www.ecoportal.net/uk/europe-bans-cybertruck-massive-scale/114/
All the cybertrucks here in Czechia (like 3 or 4 IIRC) have to have the sharp edges covered with rubber lol
Booh!
A-hahahahahahaha. AHAHAHAHAHAHA. AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! breathes deeply AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I didn’t realize they offered a NWD option.
It’s a safety feature. You’re actually safer once the wheels fall off, because it can no longer go anywhere.
🎶The wheels on the Cybertruck 🎶fall off and off 🎵
All 173 of them.
Yes, you read that correctly:
Tesla only sold 173 of the Cybertruck RWD base model.
How many versions of the trashcan are there?
Iirc but cant be arsed to check, 3 models - base (rwd) mid range (awd) and premium (awd with a bigger battery)
“premium” 😂
Premium trucks use twice more glue than the base model!
I was living in Arlington VA near the new Amazon corporate HQ. I feel like I saw all 173 of those things.
I see multiple daily near Vancouver - how many are repeat I don’t know though
You should scrape an identification number into the doors, hood, roof, and rear. Just so you can keep track. For science.
It’s hard to tell when they’re all the same color.
i saw multiple ones that were rapped with different patterns of collor. still ugly asf.
I have a friend who wants to get one just so he can wrap it in a badly-aliased texture like the PS1 would have, just to riff on how much it looks like someone was scrimping for polygons when they designed it.
The best color I’ve seen so far has been gloss black because it kinda hides the shape.
or the drivers hide behind some kind of tint, or sit enough you cant see thier faces.
The Cybertruck is the perfect metaphor for modern-day America.
Falling apart.
A danger to everyone, both inside and out.
Spontaneously catches fire.
Many of its passengers are trapped inside.
Described as the best thing ever by the worst people ever.
There’s probably more
its GIANT coffin, while being more expensive than fancy ornate coffin. its a built in crematoirum rolled into one.
Driven by Nazis.
Unprepared for China.
Hated by Canadians.
Ugly on the inside.
Riddled with debt.
No one’s really buying it.
also driven by the politically ignorant,. in my area its mostly 1 demographic dominates, the other is nazis.
No good reason for Tesla to still have a 1.5t market cap when Toyota sells 10x more cars at 300b, or ford sells twice as much at 50b. The quality sure isn’t better, and I doubt the margin on sales makes up for this.
The only competitive advantage is an egotistical nazi imbecile at the helm, and I only say it’s an advantage simply because they’re still holding value somehow
The market is completely divorced from fundamentals. It’s a casino, and the government bailing out connected companies every downturn has perverted the natural pricing of these stocks.
May fall off? hell you can total a Cybertruck with your bare hands. you can probably just pull them off without any tools.
This kid is bombastic, but shows you the vulnerabilities in the cybertruck, up against some ford truck. He buys a new one of each and trashes them in tests, the cybertruck just fails over and over.
Holy shit!!! I was uninitiated.
This thing is stupid.
the hot glue panel and gas pedal assembly is Musk genius. You don’t understand.
Why make it safe if you can still sell it to morons?
Btw, nobody sued them?
