• abc@suppo.fi
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    11 days ago

    Yes, the only way to wash your ass without touching it and in the process becoming gay.

    • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      11 days ago

      Is to assume the receiving position and enjoy the simulation.

      Men will really do anything but admit they like it.

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      11 days ago

      This is also why you need a bidet.

      For peak cleanliness while protecting your heterosexuality, you need the internal cleansing nozzle and an oscillator