that… you just gave me an idea. i worked Receivables for a bit and we had so many stamps. I need some new stamps now. Three stamps. one, a generic “happy birthday! have a great summer!” one that says “oops wrong stamp” and one that says “Compadres, it is imperative that we crush the freedom fighters before the start of the rainy season. And remember, a shiny new donkey for whomever brings me the head of Colonel Montoya.” with the strikeout stamped in
‘promotion’? more like working harder for less than you’re worth. ‘graduation’? ah yes, 4 years of your life for minimum wage. ‘retirement’? That’s a good one. ‘baby’? Hope you like coming in on 2 hours of sleep with one shoe on. Wishing you well, you’re going to need it!
‘tough times’, you get the week off to cry, lucky fuck. Vacation to paradise, out for surgery/cancer/aliens bit your neck. Well don’t you get all the luck?
throws Bob’s desk out of the 4th floor window LUCKY FUCKING BOB OVER HERE, WHILE WE ARE OVER HERE IN CORPORATE HELL
Office life hack right there.
Need a couple more, though.
Generic ‘congratulations’ for graduations, promotions, retirements, baby announcements, etc.
Generic ‘wishing you well in these tough times’ for deaths in the family, and get well soon cards, etc.
A stamp that’s just a line so you can cross out mistakes and another with an apology for using the wrong one before.
that… you just gave me an idea. i worked Receivables for a bit and we had so many stamps. I need some new stamps now. Three stamps. one, a generic “happy birthday! have a great summer!” one that says “oops wrong stamp” and one that says “
Compadres, it is imperative that we crush the freedom fighters before the start of the rainy season. And remember, a shiny new donkey for whomever brings me the head of Colonel Montoya.” with the strikeout stamped inCould also be congratulations depending on how they feel about the death
Need to switch those two stamps tho.
‘promotion’? more like working harder for less than you’re worth. ‘graduation’? ah yes, 4 years of your life for minimum wage. ‘retirement’? That’s a good one. ‘baby’? Hope you like coming in on 2 hours of sleep with one shoe on. Wishing you well, you’re going to need it!
‘tough times’, you get the week off to cry, lucky fuck. Vacation to paradise, out for surgery/cancer/aliens bit your neck. Well don’t you get all the luck?
throws Bob’s desk out of the 4th floor window LUCKY FUCKING BOB OVER HERE, WHILE WE ARE OVER HERE IN CORPORATE HELL