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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 days ago

Mmm jalapeno

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Mmm jalapeno

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 days ago
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    Or when you swallow them.

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      It’s kinda ironic then that bananas are not spicy since they’re measurably radioactive 🍌☢️

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        They can be if you’re allergic!

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          Reminds me of a colleague at work who said he didn’t like apples because they are too spicy

          He genuinely didn’t know it was an allergic reaction

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