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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 days ago

Mmm jalapeno

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Mmm jalapeno

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  • PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org
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    It’s more like spicy elements, since the vast majority of oxygen, nitrogen, carbon, and argon isotopes are, by occurrence, not radioactive, and radioactive elements would still be dangerous in a vacuum environment.

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      Or when you swallow them.

      • PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org
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        It’s kinda ironic then that bananas are not spicy since they’re measurably radioactive 🍌☢️

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          They can be if you’re allergic!

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            Reminds me of a colleague at work who said he didn’t like apples because they are too spicy

            He genuinely didn’t know it was an allergic reaction

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    Radiation is S P I C Y A U R A

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    I looked at it for too long thinking it was an anagram.

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    Also those suits don’t protect you from radiation. All they are there for is to prevent you from tracking radioactive contamination outside of a contaminated area.

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      They might protect you against alpha/beta particles

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        I suppose but normal clothes would too.

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    What about radiation in space…

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    I prefer to think of radiation as venomous rocks.

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WG8VrXo9Nc]

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