anywhere densely populated really

I’m not hearing anything about the hats so I’m gonna mark it off as plausible

m’birdy

this is the funniest way I’ve been called old

yes

my comment about fucking the wife was really funny, do you agree that it also being deleted is a loss for all of lemmy

Both arms? At the same time? What kind of a motherfucker does that?

Ah, but for Buff, it’s all oonery

“Mow”

• Cat

check your dm’s

i call that slammin’ and jammin’

you don’t have to draw the shades all the way back just to let a bit of light in and brighten up the place

looks like they had a real hoot

i never had my hot girl summer

i been plonked

i wish you many undeodorized pits on this blessed day

If you wear a chastity belt it makes a bullet ricochet noise

i mean look regardless of who’s allowed i still don’t wanna do pedophilia

I repeat back something generic until someone corrects me

Good enough for management, good enough for me

Toto’s Dune theme plays