no

did you know how fat her juggs were before you said that tho

Wait why is your account not even 30 days old?

Haven’t you been posting for years?

its not that i had sex

its that sex had me 😔

talk to him about non-nippulous topics, like football, or canned beer (do NOT mention draft)

Tell me about it! My spouse was pissed when they found out about my hobbies that I was doing outside of the house, like having sex with other people

If we don’t learn from our future mistakes, we’re doomed to repeat them for the first time

Wait, how are Romans, a culture from thousands of years ago, quoting a video game from 1996?

I do but they’re kinda shitty

Some guy called Lord Smegma used humour at an inappropriate time? I am smegged

got one of those rashes that look super contagious?

Politically, yes, physically, no

The worst possible combination

I get why this was downvoted but you have committed shitposting in its purest form

The movie really insists upon itself

some find the taste unpearable

No see it’s funny because, as a straight male, the first thought I had was “oh man if this was done by a really tall skinny guy with big shoulders wearing grey sweatpants” and then this message comes up, implying that I’m gay for having those thoughts, but clearly I’m just being practical because a tall guy would maybe be able to reach more with his long, vascular arms. And the sweatpants is just because I appreciate casual fashion.

I’ve never seen one of my inner-most thoughts be memefied

Hugh?

but how am I supposed to feed LLM’s all my private data?

if you borked you gettin corked