ah, how fickle the crowd. soapy memes bathe in upvotes, but scoff upon quadruple penetration. I resent the social contracts that binds me with them

SHINJI

NOOO

SHINJI

DONT DO IT

SHES GONNA FIND OUT LATER WHEN YOU TURN INTO GOO

DONT DO IT

SHINJIIIII

this just looks like a good back stretch in a hot sauna

maybe idk I saw it on Batman

Fake: you can’t actually read in your dreams

Bless his coming and his going

“Jaymie tests if curses are real”

How’d you capture my mug?

Some people find those kind of noses to be disarmingly attractive.

Ok but like what if they just relaxed and said it

I think I’m gonna do it

I, unironically, would like to try this

I love black licorisse. This is a tragedy

P. Sherman, 42 West Wallaby Way, Sydney Harbour, Australia

P. Sherman, 42 West Wallaby Way, Sydney Harbour, Australia

I’ve been singing this to the tune of Aqua’s Barbie Girl. Have I been singing it correctly?

What, you mean like a Roman’s POV?

then why baby not look at camera? is tiddies eye at bellybutton?

YOU FUCKED UP, CHIPPY

YOU DONE GOOFED

(It’s so I can reply quickly with them, but this is the only one I have saved.)