SMOOGGGGGG

I try not to advertise my dating strategy

Plot twist: this was never a torture device, it’s just a story of the inventor going “go on, admit it, it feels good, don’t it?” that got blown way out of proportion

He’s in us all

This cuckoo has also flown over my brain nest

I sure hope that was unsalted

Maybe they are you don’t know how hot they look

There is a recurring joke in many Addams Family iterations where they’re moon bathing to keep themselves pale. I tried searching for a picture but all I got was porn

Mullholand Drive was about two hot lesbians kissing. Dune was about Kyle MacLachlin trying to figure out a mystery through dreams. Twin Peaks was about Kyle MacLachlin becoming an oppressive tyrant with his newfound powers while consuming a beloved, addictive substance. What’s so hard to get about that?

Mr Burns, please, you’re crossing the line from everyday villainy to cartoonish super-villainy

I mean I missed the memo so thank you

The Hard Times are amazing for articles

Are they in the room with us now?

Then who did the surgery on my son??

Man in a few million years that tweet is gonna look hella dumb

only for the tree to return as a receipt in my pocket for a pack of gum and boobie magazine ❤️ the cycle truly is complete

Canadian avian on a Canadian mammalian

When they can’t remember which brown person said what

Stop, I can only be so erect

Honestly it’s hard tiptoeing around it