You get used to that shit at buffets.

People can aim their shit?

I’ve never been into conspiracy theories but after seeing the Epstein files, the Snowden leaks and the Panama papers… It’s funny how the events of 9/11 sure were awfully convenient for a select few 100 families across the globe.

And guess what! For $8 you can access all that data for anyone you want!

Fuck us plebs amirite?

1. no one is hiring someone solely based upon your experience of working at any of those locations … Ever.

2. Nearly every HR (realistically any job that earns over 65k a year) have systems like TheWorkNumber, ADP, Credit Bureaus to get your employment records.

3. If you done fucked up, they can request tax records and I can guarantee you that all those businesses you listed very much have their tax records available from the IRS.

4. This idea worked like 10 years ago… Even shitty HR have figured this out by now.

There’s a reason why we don’t like standing next to each other at urinals.