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8 days agoone of the four needs to be wilson, so I’m down to three already
We all gotta love each other but also I’m an avoidant recluse who will leave you on read


one of the four needs to be wilson, so I’m down to three already


“The Firm,” if you want a corporate sound, or to emphasize their illegitimacy with an ironically legitimate-sounding and euphemistic name.
“The Home Owner’s Association,” for glib sarcasm and irreverence. Like, “did you pay your HOA dues” but it’s a protection racket.
serious answer: knife, mirror, tent, hammock
I would cannibalize the tent and hammock for material. From the tent you get waterproof fabric, zippers, and the tent sticks. From the hammock you get rope and cloth.