I find figure skating commentary is usually the funniest.

“Twizzles… Twizzles… Double axel… Very good… Twizzles…”

So the Second Amendment is indeed redundant then.

Yeah, that whole second amendment thing turned out to be the joke we all thought. I’ve never known a nation to just roll over and take it as much as this bunch. They’re pathetic and their overlords obviously know it.

I got neglected by those before me and when I am old I will nbe taking care of those after me.

Being a Millennial rocks.

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Really? What an extraordinary conundrum. Best of luck!

People abusing people is no accomplishment. It is especially disgusting to pick a champion for it based on a physical trait.

I was 5’11.5" but after a motorcycle accident and leg surgery, I’m 6’ on my right leg.

I do not miss social media and seeing this random shit.

One of me team members always says, “Hey, I need a word with you about something later.”

And for like an hour, I’m freaking… “This is it. He’s found another job. He’s moving town. He’s headed back to his home country… Ah, shit.”

Then we meet up, “So, I might need Friday off because my parents are landing at 10am.”

“What? Yes! Yes, of course! Oh my god.”

Fucker gets me everytime and doesn’t know he’s doing it.

I know where you’re coming from. I started in Corel, then into Macromedia which would later be absorbed into Adobe.

Modern day Illustrator still doesn’t follow the same governance of usability the rest did. Vectoring is just a standard tool in the belt. But the program it’s done in should expectedly have the same behaviours as the companioninh programs.

For example, vectoring in all other modern Adobe software has different keybinds, methods and behaviours to Illustrator. Things as simple as pathing in PS, AE, and ID is fine differently to Illustrator. Same shit, but different menus, windows, even cursor behaviours.

It’s like all the software that supports driving is left-hand drive. But the one that does it best is inexplicably left-hand drive and designed by a different manufacturer entirely.

I’ve always understood it as changing its legacy would disrupt the Illustrator base so hard that they just keep it MS Wordy. An application that functions as a rogue. But also why Illustrator is slowly falling out as vector artistry continues to be more irrelevant. Kind of like Dreamweaver’s early end days, but it’s still got plenty of legs left for a while.

I’ve recently had to use Word heavily. After all these years, I still don’t understand it.

It’s like Adobe Illustrator to the rest of the Adobe suite. It just does everything it’s own way with zero familiarity to Photoshop, InDesign, Premiere, AfterEffects, Lightroom, etc. All the way down to the interface and menus being it’s own thing.

But say that to someone that knows Word (or Illustrator) well and they look at you like you’re an idiot.

“Yeah, you have to sacrifice a goat and hit this exclusive key combo, obviously.”

I swear I’m not an idiot. I just haven’t been in the abusive relationship long enough to try make it work.

I wish meme’s like this included a little footnote of sources. It’d ensure those that need to see it aren’t so dismissive.

I built an outside oven and hit that up for pizza and bread. Also take the top off for the cast iron so I can slow cook pork shoulder and whatnot.

It’s really easy, cheap, high quality.

I know English words are being used for the most part, but I make little sense of what they’re saying.

Ugh. Disgusting.

Give me a single structure on a plot of land, 10ft from my neighbours walls, and a lawn to maintain, any day I live for the additional costs on the place I never spend the best hours of my day in. Worth every gallon of commute fuel. My brain is so aerodynamic.

drags salmon through the back door

No! No no no! Not in the house! Outside, Bear! Outside! Go on! You’re getting a bath later too!

Biological women can do it too if they print and cut out pics of men nipples and stick them on top.