First of all, it’s not true. It’s not true that John Oliver fucked a couch. So if you have any proof that John Oliver fucked a couch stop gossiping and go right to the police with it.

You should have…

checked your posting.

Leader (possibly) of the civilizing forces

Ah yes, now my brain recognizes the photo that is cropped from. Probably didn’t immediately recognize it because all my brain remembers of the full photo is balding Elon.

Who is that in the bottom right?

Gonna tell my grandkids that’s Becker and Borg

He biggest mistake was not laminating the theses!

oh shit riseup

here’s 1 billion dollar

Those always were just code for criticizing his skin color.

Chuu mentioned, time to post the GIF!

Hitler’s seminal work, Mein Kampf, was utterly unreadable.

He’s right about that.

Candance Owens not brain good.

He’s just mad scientists got there before Neuralink.

Blow it out your ass, literally

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Die Eine will einen Pfennig von der reichsten Person der Welt stehlen, die Andere will den Reichen viele Pfennige zuschanzen.

Computer Scientists: We can make Doom run on any device!

Bioscientists: Watch this!

Wenn du alt genug bist, dass du dich genau erinnerst, zu welchem Lied drei Männer auf der Tragfläche eines Flugzeugs tanzen