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Oh, thank you for letting me know that someone has vibe-rewritten my project in Go, Rust, Swift, and Kotlin, all at once, and has also implemented every feature on my backlog and wishlist. Their README does have a lot of cool visual effects, I agree. Oh, I see they dual-licensed it in MIT and Apache 2.0. Good for them. I see they’re also merging about 21 PRs a day, because their README shows a real-time graph. All made by their their “AI teammates,” look at that. I wish I was their credit card, because then I might finally be in a happy relationship with someone who loves to use me this hard. Oh, look, the README just lit up because another PR got merged. The LLM that merged it gave the LLM that reviewed it a folded hands emoji. Good luck to anyone who wants to use this, because honestly they’ll need it. Oh, look, another PR just made it in. How wonderful. They’re burning the planet for this.

Me too, Wayne, me too

I guess we doin fried memes again

We always kind of knew that about Elvis, though. His wife was like 14 when they met and he kissed her then. He started chatting her up more earnestly when she was 17.

edgy

Damn, now I want toast

no you stole my cat’s name give it back :c

Correct use of POV

Poetry is so romantic

I have mine set to the same sound as an incoming phone call, that way psychologically it’s harder to ignore or dismiss.