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5 days agoAh, so you’re British or? Because I’ve brought plenty of American candy and snacks over to my Danish colleagues and they fucking love them.


Ah, so you’re British or? Because I’ve brought plenty of American candy and snacks over to my Danish colleagues and they fucking love them.

“So you intentionally drove off the road to hit a snowman that was, unknown to you, filled with bricks?” “Yes” “Okay, were there children present near this snowman?” “Uhhhhhhh, no” “Okay, you do see how stupid this was, right?” “Uhh no” “Okay, well your claim is denied for reckless driving, to start”


yeah that puts my phone in SOS mode, so maybe not that on Android
it’s got a little piece of cardboard in the bottom with a reflective coating that acts as a “crisper” of sorts

Having a Liebherr fridge as a fan of big cranes sounds so ideal.
This is what $1.17 USD for a frozen pizza gets you.

Sure, but licorice is full of ammonium salts. Not sweet in the slightest.