Did someone backup the list?
I just got back from a 2-week holiday and missed the event, now it has been taken down and I’m dying of curiosity.

So what you’re saying is literally every single girl you hit on told you to f right off?
Because if that’s true then it might be time to change strategy…

The first time I asked my future wife out she said no to me. Straight no, I felt so bad that day. And the reason was that it felt unnatural at the moment, we were getting closer and I jumped to conclusions too fast.

I guess the moral of the story is you can get a second chance.

I spent years getting frustrated on the apps, now I’m ending up marrying my best friend’s sister who I’ve known for 16 years and I was always too afraid to ask out. Turned out she was feeling the same way.
Life’s weird when you’re socially awkward.

“They were never used as I kept forgetting them at home, so to my great-grandchildren I leave this mountain of semi-decomposed disposable bags I never threw away just in case”