The only way you’ll ever give me free health-care is to pry it into my cold, dead hands.
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You should see the dumps where he used to dine.
You must be my ambition. It just sits there, motionless, catatonic even.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Just found this behind a wendys dumpsterEnglish
1·14 days agoThe photo looks like it could be the opening shot of many movies. A shit ton of valuable items gets misplaced for a short time, humans get involved with said valuable items in various ways, murder, mayhem, and running for their lives quickly ensues.
The words “insects” and “mouth feel” do not belong in the same sentence.
He’s got a point…not the Kool Aid man, obviously, but the guy who made the post.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Anyone up for a rousing game of...English
1·18 days agoThe game was very popular, but then Tiddley Winks betting parlors began to pop up in the seemier parts of towns and cities across the country and an unwholesome element pervaded the once innocent game. Prostitution and even sodomy thrived in the back alley Tiddley Winks parlors until Elliot Ness finally shut them down for good.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Armando needs to know which church to avoidEnglish
6·22 days agoHaste makes waste I always say.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Trump Claims the Only "AI Guardrail" Needed Is HimselfEnglish
3·1 month agoWhile we’re at it, who needs congress or the courts?
Yes, and the same money that backed Trump will back her and the net results will be the same.