Don’t worry, the next model they release probably won’t allow you to do that.

None of them have the guts to put CEOs behind bars.

I wonder if their leaderboards have an AI-generated cartoon of a baby polar bear on a barbecue grill.

If it isn’t a fake company I’d be shocked. It’s not like there’s a whole lot of external accountability in the entire business model.

the “Some of you may die” speech by Lord Farquaad from Shrek would be too on-the-nose, tho.

that chain saw is not at the correct height