I was too lazy to cook dinner so I just ate 1 pound of strawberries and then I farted like 20 times in the span of an hour. Some were smellier than others.

I have friends and family members that are willing to do tasks like this. They accept cash. They also get invited to gatherings.

Ok but there’s a bunny on the tarmac and that could be a concern

Goose or duck

A mailman is a letter carrier.

I imagined they would be squatting for shits

Maybe spamming children should be illegal

yes

Androids

Bring back dumb phones

The past two phones I bought were not because they broke, but because they stopped being supported on apps that I need to use.

We’ve all tried it at least once