Plain bread is not a fair comparison, Debian is like an old familiar sandwich you keep going back to because it’s not fancy, it doesn’t use over the top ingredients so it digests very well.

First thing that came to my mind as well! For those not wanting to watch a short: it’s Hank Green showing a cap that shows you a timer since the last time the bottle was opened.

The only correct reply!

Gotta keep em on their toes